{"product_id":"chez-cthulhu","title":"Chez Cthulhu","description":"\u003cp\u003ePrepare for an encounter with the most sanity-blasting entities in all the dimensions . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour roommates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChez Cthulhu\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e brings the horror of Lovecraft's Mythos right into your apartment . . . as if the leftovers from the \u003cb\u003ePizza with Absolutely Everything\u003c\/b\u003e weren't bad enough. Work your job – will you be a \u003cb\u003eMorgue Janitor\u003c\/b\u003e, a \u003cb\u003eSanitarium Guard\u003c\/b\u003e, or a \u003cb\u003eGravedigger\u003c\/b\u003e? Buy things to give you Slack, like a comforting \u003cb\u003eStraitjacket\u003c\/b\u003e . . . or some \u003cb\u003eFriendly Tentacles\u003c\/b\u003e to make your day a little brighter. Invite people over to your room . . . and sacrifice them! And Nookie . . . don't forget the Nookie. Preferably without the \u003cb\u003eEctoplasmic Slime\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChez Cthulhu\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e combines the classi\u003ci\u003ec\u003cb\u003e Chez Geek\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e system with everyone's favorite Elder God . . . and adds a new Madness mechanic. This set includes 110 cards and two blanks, a die, and counters for both Slack \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e Madness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Mixing \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChez Cthulhu\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e with \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eChez Geek\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e can lead to bouts of giggling and excessive silliness. The game itself will play just fine, as long as your brain doesn't break when you use \"cigarette\" and \"tentacle\" interchangeably.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Shop of Magic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42802733645901,"sku":"SJG-1580","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/sarisarimarket.org\/products\/chez-cthulhu","provider":"Sari-Sari Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}