Squishable Comfort Food Chocolate Bar (Mini)

Do you want a chocolate bar or a candy bar? Aren't they both the same thing? Wrong! A chocolate bar specifically references a SOLID bar of chocolate. A candy bar can refer to a chocolate bar that has a filling, or has been combined with more ingredients. Get it right, guys, this is serious stuff! Anyway, here's a Mini Comfort Food Chocolate Bar to snuggle. He is made of chocolate. Except he's actually made of fluff and stuffing. This is confusing.

7 squishy inches of fun! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!