Totally Rad (Nintendo NES)

-Totally magic... 10 super spells!
-Totally split personality... turn yourself into an eagle, lion, or lizard!
-Totally unbelievable story... 12 rounds in 5 stages!
-Totally gruesome monsters!

The too-gnarly-for-words trip to the California underground.

-Excellent! Dude meets magician.
-Tubular! Totally weird war.
-Whoa! Like, not your average day at the beach.
-Bogus! Dude meets monster.
-Make like an eagle and take it to the air, dude!
-Awesome! Dude goes underground.